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DRUG DEALERS VS. SOFTWARE DEVELOPERS
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Drug Dealers
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Software Developers
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Refer to their clients
as "users".
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Refer to their clients
as "users".
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"The first one's free!"
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"Download a free trial version..." |
Have important Asian
connections.
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Have important Asian
connections.
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Strange jargon:
"Stick"
"Rock"
"Wrap"
"E"
"Stash"
"Drive-by"
"Hit (LSD)"
"Source"
"The Pigs"
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Strange jargon:
"SCSI"
"RTFM"
"Packet"
"C"
"Cache"
"CTRL ALT DEL"
"Hit (WWW)"
"Source-code"
"Microsoft"
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Realise that there's tons
of cash in the 14- to
25-year-old market.
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Realise that there's tons
of cash in the 14- to
25-year-old market.
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Clients really like your
stuff when it works.
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Clients really like your
stuff when it works.
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When it doesn't work
they want to kill you.
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When it doesn't work
they want to kill you.
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Job is assisted by the
industry's producing
newer, more potent
product.
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Job is assisted by the
industry's producing
newer, more potent
product.
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Often seen in the company
of pimps, hustlers and
low-lifes managers.
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Often seen in the company of
marketing people, venture
capitalists and fund.
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When things go wrong, a
"fix" is just a phone call
away, but may be expensive.
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When things go wrong, a
"fix" is just a phone call
away, but may be expensive.
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A lot of people are getting rich
while still teenagers.
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A lot of people are getting
rich while still teenagers.
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Product causes unhealthy addictions.
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DOOM, Quake, SimCity,
Duke Nukem 3D...
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Do your job well and
you can sleep with
sexy movie stars who
depend on you.
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Damn! DAMN!!!
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